Monday, July 25, 2016

Lucian-Myer on the Kickdrum

This is my esteemed colleague and sidekick Lucian Price.



I keep him supplied with organic catnip all day long.








Both planted and canned catnip. After all he was born in Humboldt County.





I should keep the catnip in a martini glass.
This is him passed out on his green binki.
His mother was a feral cat, killed by a stoned driver while she was pregnant with him and his two sisters. He obviously survived, so I assumed he would be a runt, and I spoiled him.





He has his 'business in front, party in the back' socks to fit his personality; White high tops in the back, white gloves in the front (very professional.)





The world was waiting for this guy to come around. He also goes the aliases: Hinee Shines, The Mayor, McDoogs, Doogle-esqe, Doctor Poopinton, Professor Scootington, and the convicted mathematical murderer: Hans Reiser (I never got that name, but a guest labeled him with the name [probably because he is also a genius] and it stuck. My favorite is simply Lucian-Myer Price.
His deadbeat dad has his last name, not his mom.




Yes I still own my Alf doll from the 80's.


 He is my favorite playmate.
He brought the sun with him when my cat of twenty four years died of a stroke. My live-in fiancĂ© brought Lucian home shortly after we cremated her (D was her name), and I promised him that I would never love another cat again. That did not last more then five minutes. He use to sleep in my hand because he was so tiny. Love is the answer to any tragedy. However you label it, love saved me.


Those are my Groucho Marx glasses. I keep them in my purse. Airport security will love that today, on my evening flight to Los Angeles. It's going to be a Gold Star Day!





I always thought it was Woody Allen that said, "I would never join a club that would have me as a member." It was actually Groucho Marx.






I am pretty sure that it was Woody Allen who responded to the comment from one of his movies: ['.After 200 years of being frozen and then revived, he was immediately told that all his friends were dead.'] His response was, "Dead? But they all ate organic rice."






Saturday, July 2, 2016

Jeff Ross Has A Beautiful Heart

Thank you so much! I found this today, and it made me very happy.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VluVrHDv_8w