Saturday, December 17, 2011

Brain Eating Parasites

It's bad enough that I know enough people who are brain eating parasites (a euphemism of the word "opportunist") but now I have to worry about another type. Recently I bought a netti pot. I thought it would solve so many problems. I'm sick often. My brother found this article yesterday:

http://news.yahoo.com/brain-eating-amoeba-fatalities-linked-common-cold-remedy-160603508.html

Short blog. Netti pots are gross in other ways. I do yoga, and any upside down move after using the netti causes my nose to run like Carl Lewis. I wish I could run like him, with or without the opiate injections underneath the fingernails. That would just put me to sleep.

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